Call jokes
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
What do you call a pool full of retards?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
There was a dog in the middle of the room, so I called it and started to play fetch. Then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it, but it was tasty.