What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
Call Jokes
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
