What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
Call Jokes
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said, "How sick?"
I said, "Well, I'm in bed with my 12-year-old sister."
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
"What is your number?" "Hi."
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
