Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
Call Jokes
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
