Call jokes
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.