I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
Call Jokes
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
What is the address?
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
What is killing your friend called?
A homie-side.
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
