Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
What is killing your friend called?
A homie-side.
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said, "How sick?"
I said, "Well, I'm in bed with my 12-year-old sister."
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
