What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
Call Jokes
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, “Who created the Earth?” And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, “MY GOD!” And the teacher says, “Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth.” Sally sits down.
Then, the teacher asks, “Where do you go after you live a good life?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, “HEAVENS TO BETSY!” And the teacher says, “Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life.” Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.
And then, the teacher asks the class, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around, and says, “If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it!” And the teacher faints.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
