Call jokes
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.