What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building? Cause they want to become super man.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
What do you call a fish with no booty
What do you call a fish with no neck
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq they asked if I could drive the car
