Call jokes
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.