Call jokes
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.