Call jokes

What do you call an orphan family photo?

A selfie.

I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"

He called the cops.

In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?

A cutting board.

You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.

Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"

When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.

When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.

You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.

You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.

What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".

My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.

There was a guy called John.

One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:

"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"

"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."

"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"

"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"

"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! Please help, please help!"

Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.

What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?

A donation team.

You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.

What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.