What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
Call Jokes
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
What’s an emo called Anna?
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
