Call jokes
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.