Call jokes
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"
"You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."
The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"
The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."
"What about the boy?" the woman asked.
The doctor said, "Denephew."
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.