Call jokes
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
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What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
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What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
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What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
You call, I'm putting on.
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My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.