What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?
The Stigg.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What do u call a black person in a swimming pool. Coco pops
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
