Call jokes
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call a room with no doors?
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
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What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*