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What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.