A girl said she liked dogs, I called her a bitch
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
What do you call when a ophan takes a selfie.
A famliy photo
What do you call a hungry person. African.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
what do you call a orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? hot wheels
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
Why do Orphans love role play's? because they can call someone daddy
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
