Call jokes
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.