Call jokes
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.