Call jokes

What do you call a dead baby?

Spawn killed.

A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.

Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."

What do you call a man in love with an emo?

I really don't know.

What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?

"Meals on Wheels."

What do u call a pretty Indian girl?

Bomb bae.

What do cannibals call a person that is running?

Fast food.

What do you call a lion as a baby?

Cocota

There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.

What do you call a potato with a pp?

A dictator.

What do you call basketball for disabled people?

Rocket League?

What do you call sweaty titties?

Humititties.

What do you call a whale on a beach?

Banked.

When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?

What do you call a bored robot?

A “sigh”-borg.

What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?

Death.

What is Instagram called in USA?

Instaounce.

If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.

What do you call someone with no legs?

Disabled.

What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.