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What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?