What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A BOOTY CALL
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A PESSIMIST-CHEEK
Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
DR. DRE-SEED
What do you call a smart booty?
A WISE-CRACK
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A CRACK-UP
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a US border hopper? A Mexican jumping bean
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
POV an Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid and the kidnapper called the kids mom then the mom said no its fine my kid got a b he failed and the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failiure
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER
I cunt not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunt nots to believe there is nothing cunt do. BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck.
How do asses communicate?
Through BOOTY CALLS
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A CRACK-UP
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A BUTT-TRICK
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouth
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion Removing a bomb
