I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her)
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.
During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."
Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
What do you call a premature chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
