Call jokes
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."
She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."