But jokes

Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."

Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.

Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?

They di2s drying plans.

Me: I broke me bum.

Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.

Bully: Your fat.

Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.

Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.

My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.

- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.

- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.

- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.

I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.