But jokes

Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.

There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.

My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.

Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."

I'm about to say this but.....

*whentheimposterissus*

I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."

I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.

Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.

But then why do boys want to? Oh...

Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!

"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"

An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."

Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends

This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?

Cause kids just laugh at them...

Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?

Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.

What is the difference between a comma and a period?

A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.

I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!

So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.

I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.