But jokes

Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?

Answer: A stamp.

Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?

Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.

The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.

Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.

Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.

The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.

It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.

But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .

Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.

The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.

Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.

Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.

If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.

I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.

Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.

I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.

Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!

Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!

Kariah: That's sad!

My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.

Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.

But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.

Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.

Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?

It crossed the line with Jesus.

An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.

"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.

My mom told me to clean the sink, but I couldn’t find you.