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But he could only get 1 trade.

You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.

I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.

Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.

A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.

A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.

Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?

Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.

Farmer's Wife: Why?

Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.

I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"

You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.

Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.

I did a walk today, but I did have a good day. Tomorrow night, I...