But jokes

How do you f**k a sheep?

Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.

When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.

When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.

When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.

When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.

I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.

I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

Guess what?

Guess what?

Chicken butt.

Got them!

"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."

I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.

Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.

They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.

I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.

God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?

I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?

So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒

I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.

I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.

Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?

Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.

Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly.

You're dumb, but that's not what she said.

A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.