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Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"

James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"

I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.

Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?

Friend: But you're an orphan.

Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!

My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.

Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!

Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.

A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.

A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.

Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"

A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.

One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

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What do you say to a bully?

I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!

Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.

The sir: My children will be devastated.

Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.

The sir: Whatever it takes.

*Suppressed gunshots*

Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?

Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.

This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)

Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.