But jokes

My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.

I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?

Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.

If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.

Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P

Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."

He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.

The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.

When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."

I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!

I know that my jokes are never punny but...

I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.

I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.

My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.

America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."

Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"

"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.

What has a head, a tail, but no body?

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

What can you catch, but not throw?

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.

Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.