But jokes

WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.

So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"

Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?

Because white people have white privilege.

My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.

I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?

Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.

If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.

Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P

Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."

He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."

The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.

When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."

I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.

I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!

I know that my jokes are never punny but...

I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.

I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.

"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.

Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.

My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.

America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."

Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"