But jokes

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.

My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."

Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.

"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.

A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.

If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).

I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...

I was two tired.

I was going to join the debating team.

... but someone talked me out of it.

My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.

I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.

I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.

He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.

Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"

Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.

August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.

Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?

When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"

I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.

I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!