But jokes

Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.

Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.

My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?

6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?

Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.

I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?

A family.

So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.

Does it cycle now? 🚲

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.

I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.

Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.

I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.

It didn't work.

I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!

Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.

Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.

What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?

A KIDNey!

Gf: Babe, do you love me?

Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.

Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...

Bf: Exactly.

Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.

You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?