But jokes
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
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A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.