Business jokes
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Cause it's a family company.
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlè factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
Man asking waitress, "Pardon me, miss, may I ask you about the menu, please?"
Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.