Business jokes

What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?

One's a good year and one's a great year.

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?

Chair-y.

Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.

Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!

I'm starting a clown shoe store.

It's no small feat! :oD

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.

Bob's Family Restaurant:

Orphans:

:(

I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.

Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?

Cause it's a family company.

A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.

What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂

I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Why did the Indian cross the road?

Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.

What state do miners hate?

Oregon.

I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.

How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?

They get jalapeño business.

Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣

Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.

Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."