i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex
So I was looking though my pictures and I found a picture of a random kids that took a picture of his ugly face it look like someone that got hit by a car than a bus than a semi
Thatâs what I get for not having a password on my iPad
i saw a yellow bus and i knew that some-ting was wong. the bus was white
son: yo dawg, tell me a story dad: yall motherfuckers aint gon believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a kfc, and comes out with wings, chicken wings. Also why did hawking try to walk across the road, his wheelchair only goes 1 mph so he got hit by a bus.
Whats the difference between me and a bus?
Im not on fire...
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Iâm not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus Iâd be driving that bus.
What do you call a bus full of white people? A TWINKiE!!!
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why couldnât Billy go to school today? The bus driver hit sally
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
What did bus say to other bus?
beeep
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus .burnt himself on the exzorst pipe
Girls are like a bus you might miss the first bus an catch the second bus
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Whoâs the bus driver You will never nose
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
