Bus Jokes

Creeptato

My daughter came home from school later then usual I was panicking then at 5:30pm she arrived not walking but in a bus 🚌 I asked where the hell did this bus come from! She said the garage in the alleyway mama I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons you like her she is called belle bus. My face was just:😑 how did u get the bus here she reply’s with a whisper I drove her through five gardens a house and two police cars! 🙃 so that explains why you have handcuffs on “yeah!”

Nivedh jha

Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa A through the town

no one

“today was the word day ever”,“why”, because my ex got his by a bus, and i lost my job as a bus driver".

Anonymous

What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.

Stephanie

Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶

Stephanie
in Adult

What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster

Anonymous
in Kid

whats yellow and cant swim?

a school bus full of children

Mylifesucks🐖
in Annoying

So I was looking though my pictures and I found a picture of a random kids that took a picture of his ugly face it look like someone that got hit by a car than a bus than a semi

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad

Anuraj Patel

Ignition of the bus engine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI

Stephanie
in Banana

What is a bus 🚌

Stephanie

I love jokes about buses

Anonymous

So my bus goodness

Anonymous
in Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said “WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!”

samama
in Offensive

what do u call a bruised banana a school bus full of his kids

Anonymous
in Orphan

what is yellow and can’t swim. a bus full of orphans.

Alfonso

Yo mama is SO FAT… SO FUCKING FAT… That when she went on the bus, she wasn’t allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign “Weight capacity of 50 people”. The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus

Anonymous
in Puns

why does the athlete isnt in the full bus cause she is trying to fit in

Anonymous

What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus .burnt himself on the exzorst pipe

Anonymous
in Animal

What did the bus say to the mail? Dog

Yosh

What do you call a bus going backwards. A sub.