Bus

Bus jokes

People

    • A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.

    Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."

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    Bus memes

    School Bus

    • What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?

    You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.

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    Picture

    • So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

    That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

    Crash

    • What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

    They always line up.

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    Mama

    • Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

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    • Sally

    • Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

    Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.

    Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

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