Bus jokes
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!
Memes
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
All then are bad.
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.