What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
What is a bus 🚌
So I was looking though my pictures and I found a picture of a random kids that took a picture of his ugly face it look like someone that got hit by a car than a bus than a semi
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad
Ignition of the bus engine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
why did sally fall off the swing... she had no arms why did joe get hit by a bus... sally was driving it where did sally go during the bombing... everywhere
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
why does the athlete isnt in the full bus cause she is trying to fit in
What do you call a school bus that you can not drive? A friend
What did the bus say to the mail? Dog
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.
Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.
The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
