Bus jokes
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
What is a bus 🚌?
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
Ignition of the bus engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI
All then are bad.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.