Bus jokes
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
What is a bus 🚌?
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
All then are bad.
Ignition of the bus engine.
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