What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball ⚾️? You can throw a baseball ⚾️ and you can’t throw a school bus 🚌
So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where saint Peter greets them hello sisters welcome to heaven before you enter I must ask you all a question he asks the first nun have you ever touched a penis well she said just once with the tip of my little finger ok dip it in the holy water and you can enter he repeats the question to the second nun well she says I might of held one once ok says st Peter wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter just then there's a commotion down the line one nun is trying to push in front of another st Peter says sister Susan there is no rush you will get in that's fine she replys but if I have to gargle that stuff I want to get in before sister Mary sticks her arse in it.
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying Allah hu akbar and exploding a bus
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was "who threw that Twinkie at me.
What has 30 legs but can't swim? A bus full of children!
why did sally fall off the swing... she had no arms why did joe get hit by a bus... sally was driving it where did sally go during the bombing... everywhere
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
What is a bus 🚌
So I was looking though my pictures and I found a picture of a random kids that took a picture of his ugly face it look like someone that got hit by a car than a bus than a semi
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad
what do u call a bruised banana a school bus full of his kids
why does the athlete isnt in the full bus cause she is trying to fit in
What do you call a school bus that you can not drive? A friend
Your hairline is so wonky, wheels on the bus to round and round is your haieline
What did the bus say to the mail? Dog
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus .burnt himself on the exzorst pipe
the poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHHH! day long
Bus dirver - please give your seat to the white pearson rosa parks - ok
