Bus jokes
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
Ignition of the bus engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
All then are bad.
What is a bus 🚌?
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.