Building jokes
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
What is a good time?
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.