Building jokes
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
These are as weak as the towers.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!