Building jokes
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Memes
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.