When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
A burrito walked off a building.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
Which room has no doors and no windows?
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Ooo.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
