Building jokes
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse,
A man walked into a horse.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I did a good job of being home from school.
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
What is a good time?
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.