Building jokes
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and sees a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running, building momentum before launching himself at the nun, catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head, knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement.
He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nun's ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habit and lifting her limp to her feet till face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace, the drunk victoriously growled, "You're not so bloody tough tonight, are ya, Batman?"
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"