Building jokes
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Memes
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
What is a good time?
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse,
A man walked into a horse.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
I did a good job of being home from school.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.