Building jokes
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
I did a good job of being home from school.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
These are as weak as the towers.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.