Building jokes
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D