Building jokes
"Wanna hear a construction joke?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Wait, I'm still working on it!"
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!