Building jokes
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things, then she told me to go live in it.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?
A: They don't belong in buildings.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.