Building jokes
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
When is a car not a car?
When it's a house.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.