Building jokes

The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.

"Wanna hear a construction joke?"

"Yeah, sure."

"Wait, I'm still working on it!"

Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!

So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!

Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.

They’re already getting closer.

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

It's a complex complex complex.

We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

Then we took an Arab to the knee.

Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.

The Twin Towers are just like genders.

There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.

Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.

Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?

There used to be two but now there's one...

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.

What did the twin tower say to the other?

"I need to catch this plane."

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.

Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.

Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?

In the mooseum.

Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.