What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate u 9/11
How does a pengiun (how ever you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!!!! https://upjoke.com/penguin-jokes
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? What's there gone they never come back.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, they decide they don't like living in an asylum anymore. They decide they're going to escape!
So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. You see... You see, he's afraid of falling.
So then, the first guy has an idea... He says "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says "Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"
Why didn’t twin towers like there pizza
Cause it was plain
Do you want to hear a building Joke I am still working on it
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
