Building jokes
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?
A: Her dad pushed her.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.