Building

Building jokes

Difference

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

They both collapsed.

Twin Towers

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?

The Twin Towers hit the ground.

Bomb

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

Memes

Attack

Why did my dad cross the road?

To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.

Terrorist

What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?

"Did I leave the stove on?"

WiFi

Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.

P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.

P2: Airplane wifi.

Bagel

What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.

Girl

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

Lesson

The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...

Stereotype

A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?

The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.

Time

As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.

It's a great way to pass the time.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂

Sex

What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?

An inside job.