Building jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Memes
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.