Building jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
You're built like a Windows touchscreen!
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What do you call a door? A floor.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
A Muslim enters a building... Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?