Building jokes
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
When is a car not a car?
When it's a house.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
What do you call a cute door?
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
What did the house wear to the party? A dress.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!