Building Jokes

What mistake did the manager of the twin towers make?

He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets

I stood on the edge a building and someone yelled "Do a flip!" .....and I did.

Knock knock Whos there Idont know but the twin towers do

Do you want to hear a building Joke I am still working on it

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity So I got another one free of charge

what the twin tower and a bad joke has in common? They never land well.

what's a buildings first crush, a plane.

whats the twin towers' favorite type of transport? PLANES

I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings

Why did the rapper become a carpenter?

To build some SOLID BARS

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Hola soy Dora do you see Donald Trump That’s right he’s at my house and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him so she was Walled alive

America:i going to build a wall

Nazi:been there

Soviet union:done that

What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building? -- Catching it with a pitchfork.

A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and see's a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running building momentum before launching himself at the nun catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement. He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nuns ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habbit and lifting her limp to her feet til face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace the drunk victoriously growled. Your not so bloody tough tonight are ya Batman.