Building

Building jokes

Bomb

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

Attack

Why did my dad cross the road?

To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.

Terrorist

What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?

"Did I leave the stove on?"

WiFi

Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.

P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.

P2: Airplane wifi.

Bagel

What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.

Girl

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

Lesson

The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...

Stereotype

A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?

The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.

Time

As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.

It's a great way to pass the time.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂

Sex

What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?

An inside job.

Baby

Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.

1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.

2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!