What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
One twin tower had a girlfriend the other twin tower had the same girlfriend so they both went down
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
