Building jokes
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse,
A man walked into a horse.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?
He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.