Building jokes

What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?

An inside job.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.

1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.

2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

In British chess I guess they play without a queen...

But in American chess they play without 2 towers.

How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.

What gives you the power to walk through a wall?

A door.

At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!

*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."

Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."

If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.

What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

Why were the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.

I give these jokes a 9/11.

These are as weak as the towers.

What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Two plains.

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

What did the floor say to the ceiling?

"I look up to you."

What type of horse can jump higher than a house?

All houses can't jump.

What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?

It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.