What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
Building Jokes
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
These are as weak as the towers.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
