Building jokes
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. š
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says Iām okay, but I feel like Iāve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldnāt build a car out of spaghetti. You shouldāve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, āWhatās your favorite kind of music?ā The other says, āIām a big metal fan.ā
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didnāt the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I canāt drink coffee anymore. Or else theyāll ground me!
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
Memes
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
I give these jokes a 9/11.