Building jokes
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.