Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
