Building

Building jokes

Chess

In British chess I guess they play without a queen...

But in American chess they play without 2 towers.

Ableist

How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.

Big Ben

At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!

Ass

*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."

Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."

Orphan

If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.

Twin Towers

What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

Twin

Why were the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.

Twin Towers

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

Horse

What type of horse can jump higher than a house?

All houses can't jump.

Pilot

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.

Orphanage

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.