Building jokes
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.