How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
These are as weak as the towers.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
