Building jokes
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?
Because she made her dad mad.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?
A: Her dad pushed her.