Building Jokes

What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? What's there gone they never come back.

How does a pengiun (how ever you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!!!! https://upjoke.com/penguin-jokes

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew and a black man on top of the Empire State Building. First the Mexican and the Jew throws there selves off of the building saying ‘ This is for my people’ Than the black is next up to jump and says ‘This is for my people’ And throws the White man off of the building.

the terrorists lost there landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closet building becuse religon

There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!”

I was on a flight to California

but my next in the Empire State Building.

i loved the twin towers its a shame my dad dident

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end they all come crashing down

Why did the house go to the doctor?

Because it had a window pane.

Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through

This ain't a joke, But the twin towers said their favorite number is 911

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb

North Tower: No, that was da plane

What is the similarity between maths and buildings? Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane

Why didn’t twin towers like there pizza

Cause it was plain

My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta

are you the twin towers? cause you sure upgraded

What does a pencil and a plan of in common?

They were both in the twin towers.

The twin towers ordered 3 tacos. One was just a plane tortia. The other one was also just a plane tortia. And the third one went to the wrong adress.