A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?
Because she made her dad mad.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
Q: why did Sally fall off the building? A: Her dad pushed her
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
Why go across town when u can go across the hall?
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
