Building jokes

The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.

A person could build a playground with your mood swings.

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?

The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!

What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.

If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?

Society.

I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.

It's my fort knight.

Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.

“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”

“Why is that?”

“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”

Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”

I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.

I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.

Man, I love working at the orphanage.

How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.

I hate stairs, they're always up to something.

What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?

Lego, so he can build a home.

Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?

Because she made her dad mad.

What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?

"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)

Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?

A: Her dad pushed her.

In British chess I guess they play without a queen...

But in American chess they play without 2 towers.