Building jokes
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.
He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?
Because she made her dad mad.