Building jokes
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?
Because she made her dad mad.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)