I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?
Because she made her dad mad.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?
A: Her dad pushed her.
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
