Building jokes
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?
Because she made her dad mad.