Building jokes
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
LeT iT gOoOo
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
I found this at school.