These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
Building Jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?
He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
