Building jokes

The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.

What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?

He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.

"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"

Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!

I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.

I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?

You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.