Building jokes

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

What does the door say to the doorbell?

The door said: "You dingus!"

Two air vents walked into a bar.

The third one ducted.

I found a key that works for every door at my school.

I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?

A: "Those are two nice towers right there."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.

The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.

My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"

POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.

What does a pencil and a plan have in common?

They were both in the Twin Towers.

This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.

What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?

He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.

The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.