Building jokes
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.