Building jokes
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.