Building jokes

What does a pencil and a plan have in common?

They were both in the Twin Towers.

This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?

He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.

"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"

Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.

Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?

He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.

Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?

Because he didn't want plane.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.

Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?

What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?

McDonald's has a drive-thru.

I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.

I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.