Building

Building jokes

Difference

What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?

McDonald's has a drive-thru.

End

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

Difference

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.

Victim

Who are the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.

Twin Towers

What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.

Brain

Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?

The knee caps.

Brotha

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

Tower

What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.

House

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

Job

Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?

He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.

Brick

Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.