Building jokes
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣