Building jokes
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
Two air vents walked into a bar.
The third one ducted.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?
He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.