Building jokes

The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.

My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?

A: "Those are two nice towers right there."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.

POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.

What does a pencil and a plan have in common?

They were both in the Twin Towers.

This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?

He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.

"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"

Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.

Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?

He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.