Building jokes
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
A burrito walked off a building.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
What did the house wear to the party? A dress.
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
Rice Middle School
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
"Wanna hear a construction joke?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Wait, I'm still working on it!"
Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?
A: Her dad pushed her.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!