Building jokes
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
"Wanna hear a construction joke?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Wait, I'm still working on it!"
Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?
A: Her dad pushed her.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."