Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
