Building jokes
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.