Building jokes
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
What do you call a room with no doors?
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)