Building

Building jokes

If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?

The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!

"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.

How did they lose 2 Towers?

Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.

(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)

9/11 pilots are the best readers.

They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.

The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"