Building jokes
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
What do you call a room with no doors?
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.