Building jokes

There was a house with a three-story building.

The first one had Mexicans.

The second one had Africans.

The third one had white people.

An earthquake came.

But who did survive?

The white family because they were at work.

What type of horse can jump higher than a house?

All houses can't jump.

A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."

What did the floor say to the ceiling?

"I look up to you."

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

I found a key that works for every door at my school.

A man walks into a bar and then out.

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?

It's the next thing they blow up.

(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.

Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?

Me neither. It all came crashing down.

What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.

Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.

I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.

I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.