What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? What's there gone they never come back.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
Ur next.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
Why do orphans love christmas
Cause they build a home
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
A PRIEST AND A RABBI RUN OUT OF A BURNING BUILDING
priest: What about the children Rabbi Rabbi: Fuck the children! priest: Do we have time?
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
A man and his friend walk into a bar on a 30-story building and order a drink of beer. Then one of the men jumps out the window and he can fly, so he says to his mate, "Gary, take a sip of this drink, it makes you fly!" So Gary takes a sip of the drink, jumps out the window, and dies. And the bartender says, "Gee, Superman, you're a douche when you drink!"
If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
Do you want to hear a building Joke I am still working on it
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Why are the twin towers and after the girls kill all boys are similar? There used to be two but now there's one...
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
