Building jokes

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."

What did the floor say to the ceiling?

"I look up to you."

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

I found a key that works for every door at my school.

A man walks into a bar and then out.

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?

It's the next thing they blow up.

(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.

Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?

Me neither. It all came crashing down.

What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.

Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.

I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.

I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.

What does a skeleton tile his roof with?

Tiles.

WTF did you think he’d tile it with?

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,

one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.