Q: why did Sally fall off the building? A: Her dad pushed her
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
Joke 1) 9/11 Was Such A Tragedy... Two Drunk People Drove A Plane Into A Building
Joke 2) If 6-2=4 Why Is There No More Towers
Joke 3) Is it a bird? is it a plane? Whatever it is it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center
Kill your self. Stop thinking whether or not to do it u dumb fucking cunt no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building bitch.
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
Science took us to the moon and Religion took us into a skyscraper
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
Why didn’t the constitution worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
