Building jokes
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.