Building jokes
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Ooo.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.