Joe Biden's speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.
A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew tumed up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5.year.old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and ll spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. 'mey chatted with her, let her slt with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little lobs to do here and there to make her feel Important. At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a poy envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her $1 0 'pay ' to the bank the next day to start a savings account When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally Impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own paycheck at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, 'l worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us.' 'Oh, my goodness gracious,' said the teller, 'and will you be working on the house again this week, too?' The little girl replied, 'l will, it those assholes at Lowe's ever deliver the tucking sheet rock '
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?
He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.
What world record did the people in 911 get the world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building? Cause they want to become super man.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Why didn't superman save the twin towers?......because he's a quadriplegic
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Why didn’t twin towers like there pizza
Cause it was plain
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
