Building jokes
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Ooo.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"