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Why were the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?

You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.

A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"

What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.

A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.