Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
The Twin Towers are just like genders, There used to be two but now it's a sensitive topic
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
