Brother Jokes

I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why am I here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.

Man: aw man im having a bad day Man's friend:same Man:so why did you have a bad day my brother got hit by the school bus Man's friend: i got fired as a bus driver Man: oh great heavens

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash he’s last words were if its a bomb ill give it a 9/11

why dose orphans play with other kids on a play ground so they will sneak in there parents car to be brother or sister

I am Marios Brother

What do you call an open that has a brother the second one without one

my dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls, hes the one that told me always aim for them, is that why i dont have a brother

I got 1,000,000$ dollar's for my brother best trade I ever made

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday, he gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it. I asked him what was the bullseye for he said target practice

Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.

Yep f someone says to you” I can’t roast trash” say well some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother

I told my brother If he wanted to have a Wonderful first day of school then he should put cook book in the women’s sports section at the school library.

jack and jill went down to hell to fetch ur mothers bladder her bladder broke u two are soaked and now u have a daughter cuz in that bladder was me

I went home to & I saw my friend kissing my sister I say what’s going on. They both told me that they’re going out with each other. I said alright. The next morning I see my friend kissing my mom I said what going here. They both told me they’re going out with each other. Then my friend said to me I gave you 3 gifts. 1 gift I’m your best friend. 2 gift I’m your new brother n law. 3 gift I’m your new stepfather. I felt so happy I had a friend that looking out for me.

Mom: Anna let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time and you the other half that way it will all be fair and I don't have to put up with this crying, I've already got 7 others to take care of.

Anna: I do mom. I have Fred(younger brother) go up and I go down!

Mom: Good. NOW HOW 'BOUT THE REST OF YOU GO PLAY OUTSIDE IT'S BEAUTIFUL OUT THERE IT'S THE WARMEST IT'S BEEN ALL YEAR, 45 DEGREES BELOW 0!

Kids: WOW! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!