Brother jokes
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.
At least now I can have his phone he left.
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.
My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.
A boy asks his father:
"What is politics?"
Father answers:
"It’s very simple! You see, I bring in the money, so I’m big business. Your mother spends the money, so she’s the government.
Your grandfather sees to it that everything is managed in an orderly way. So he’s the law.
Our maid is the working class.
Everything revolves around your interests, so you’re the people. Your little baby brother represents the future."
The boy has to think it over. That night he hears his little brother crying due to a dirty diaper. He doesn’t know what to do, so he goes to the bedroom of his parents. There his mother is sound asleep. He goes to the bedroom of the maid, but his father is there fucking the maid — and oddly enough his grandfather is watching through the window.
Nobody notices the boy and he returns to his bed.
The next day his father asks him:
"So, can you now explain to me what politics is?"
The boy says:
"Yes, it’s all become clear to me!
Big business screws over the working class while the law watches and the government sleeps. The people are ignored and the future lies in shit."
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
My brother when he sees a girl.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
BFF: Dude, come over to my house right now!
Me: What? No way, it's 2:58 AM.
BFF: But I just found my brother's secret stash of Oreos!
Me: I'll be over in 5 minutes.
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.