Bro Jokes

My brother caught Covid last month.

First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, 'I can't breathe, I can't breathe !'

I just told him straight: 'Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes.'

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Bro.. tampons look like sperms and they go up your coochie

My friends were the pilots on 911 they told me. "bro chill its just a prank."

Man: *steals drink Boy: bro😭😭 Man:why are u crying over a drink? Boy:that had dugs Man:....

Bro Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter celebrating right now I bet

Oh wait I forgot

🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes! "

"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon"

Me:bro i don't think the twin towers will ever order pizza again friend: why Me: because when they ordered pepperoni all they got was plane

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bro your hairline is still missing even dora the explorer cant discover it

Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?" Kid: "A leopard." Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air." Kid: "Broooooooooooo."

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bro i gave a suicdal kid nikes...he just did it lol

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Bro yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this: *error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance* Anyone know what bird that is?