Bro jokes
Orphans are really out here taking selfies.
Nah bro, that's a family photo.
Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
bro what?
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.