Bro jokes
Orphans are really out here taking selfies.
Nah bro, that's a family photo.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!