Bro

Bro jokes

Gay

  • My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

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  • Kid

  • Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"

    Kid: "A leopard."

    Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."

    Kid: "Broooooooooooo."

    Drug

  • Man: *steals drink*

    Boy: bro😭😭

    Man: Why are u crying over a drink?

    Boy: That had drugs.

    Man: ....

    Kobe Bryant

  • Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

    Oh wait, I forgot.

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  • Duck

  • Me: *posts random joke about a duck*

    That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."

    That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."

    Bro it’s a joke...

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  • Punch

  • When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

    Bird

  • Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

    "Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

    Anyone know what bird that is?

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  • Meme

  • Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.

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