When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
I was going to an expensive dinner with my friend's girlfriend because she really wanted to go, but he just got out of surgery, and he said take care of her, so I said, "Will do, bro. I’ll bring her back fuller than a topped-up water bottle."
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
