Bro

Bro Jokes

Living

Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.

Child Support

A Mario & Luigi joke.

What are the Mario bros' view on child support?

Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.

Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!

Life

Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.

Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!

Person: WTF!

Punch

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

Bomber

What did the bomber say to the jet?

"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."

*WAIT NO-*

Dwarf

Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Bone

Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.

Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.

Nazi

Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.

Thump

Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.

Dinner

I was going to an expensive dinner with my friend's girlfriend because she really wanted to go, but he just got out of surgery, and he said take care of her, so I said, "Will do, bro. I’ll bring her back fuller than a topped-up water bottle."

Dream

Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!

Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!

Wheelchair

Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.

Injury

I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.

Girlfriend

Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"

The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"

A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"