Bro jokes
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
I was going to an expensive dinner with my friend's girlfriend because she really wanted to go, but he just got out of surgery, and he said take care of her, so I said, "Will do, bro. I’ll bring her back fuller than a topped-up water bottle."
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans