Bro jokes
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Memes
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
I was going to an expensive dinner with my friend's girlfriend because she really wanted to go, but he just got out of surgery, and he said take care of her, so I said, "Will do, bro. I’ll bring her back fuller than a topped-up water bottle."
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"