Sans: What is todoroki's favourite coffee creamer Half n' Half hehe
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: bro don't get so HOT headed about it Just CHILL
sorry not sorry -sans
Papyrus:Sans can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human! Sans:Sure bro lemme just get on the Tele-bone Papyrus:Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!! Sans:yea bro Papyrus:You know what I will tell Undyne instead.
Friend a Why you still a virgin bro Friend b I was until was night
Friend a nah nah who with Friend b your sister Friend a I don't have a sister Friend just wait 9 months you'll see
bro go work at Mc Donalds your hairline inspired their logo
bro is your hairline and your forhead good friends because they go way back
Bro just imagine being name brynley couldn't be me
Bro the twin towers are like my grandpa and his friends one survived/ my grandpa the others have fallen/ his friends
Mary has a house near a forrest she lives with her bro and she once said how many trees are there and her bro said: idk. She said: tree
Bro are you a ompaloompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
Bro the air planes that crashed darn it they got mvp
Bro plz block Kimberly Jones she keeps trying to scam ppl
As the navy seals burst into osama bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals...
"It was just a prank bro"
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
What happens to teeth when they go it water
bro I dunno they get wet?
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My step bro thought I was single and tried to Take me but I said I'm take and guess what he did cried". Why wwhy would u do that
Bro my friend told me all his humour is dead and dry and i was like just like 911 victims.
*Me walk into the nail salon* Hi I'm here for my 3:45 appointment *nail tech* ok sweety come and sit down *Me sits down in the chair* *nail tech* you want long nail short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. ok. *gives me short nail* bro I asked for long nail. But you said bf but u look lesbian* walks out without paying* *nail tech gives money to a customer* there u win. *customer* I told u she would
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