Bro jokes

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?

Half n' Half hehe.

Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!

Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.

Sorry not sorry -sans

Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!

Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.

Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!

Sans: Yea bro.

Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.

Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.

What happens to teeth when they go in water?

Bro, I dunno, they get wet?

Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.

Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!

I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.

Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."

What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?

"Hey BrO!"

Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.

As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...

"It was just a prank bro."

Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!

Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?

Bros over hos.

One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.

So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.