Bro jokes

Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

My brother caught Covid last month.

First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"

I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:

The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"

Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?

A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.

Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.

Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.

Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.

Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.

People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.

"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."