Bro jokes

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!

Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.

Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.

I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.

Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."

Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.

Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!

Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?

What happens to teeth when they go in water?

Bro, I dunno, they get wet?

Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.

As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...

"It was just a prank bro."

What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?

"Hey BrO!"

One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.

So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.

"My wife is so crazy," said Beatem's McSmasher.

"Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch.

"She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!"

"You getting kicked out, bro?"

"Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor."

"Is she one of them woke bitches?"

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.

Why? Why would you do that?

*Me walking into the nail salon* Hi, I'm here for my 3:45 appointment.

*Nail tech:* Ok, sweety, come and sit down.

*Me sits down in the chair*

*Nail tech:* You want long nail, short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. Ok.

*gives me short nail* Bro, I asked for long nail, but you said BF, but u look lesbian.

*walks out without paying*

*Nail tech gives money to a customer* There u win.

*customer:* I told u she would.