Bro your hairline so far back not even Dora the explorer can find it
Bro.. tampons look like sperms and they go up your coochie
Man: *steals drink Boy: bro😭😭 Man:why are u crying over a drink? Boy:that had dugs Man:....
Bro Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter celebrating right now I bet
Oh wait I forgot
my cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and i asked him why and i said cuz you get buttfu@ckd and he said no i get made fun of and i said why cuz you get buttfucked? and he said no terd then i said wow atleast im not the one with real pains in my ass bro
your gay
bro i am straighter than the pole that ur mom dances on for me every night
Bro your toenails are bigger that your IQ
bro i gave a suicdal kid nikes...he just did it lol
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours) Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Bro yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this: *error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance* Anyone know what bird that is?
Bro i saw two dudes kissing LOL but not regular kissing
Bro the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died and do you know the meme "No Bi***es?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life. Me: Yeah it was all good till you were here! Person: WTF!
Bro yo goofy ahh hairline lookin like a rhombicosidodecahedron
papyrus: SANS stop being a lazy Bones. Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do any thin. heheh
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me bro."
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
Bro I’m so pissed there is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps I hate that guy in the weelchair
bro yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence
As the navy seals burst into osama bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals...
"It was just a prank bro"
