Hey there little Mister I’m dating your sister
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. I’m breaking up with you bitch.
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
"Just ditched a women. Feelin good!" -Techno
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you💔. Better Break up now ooo.🤣
I dated a furry once The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah
My girl friend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl she said I was cheating but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair
When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
My girlfriend dumped me so I stole her weel chair she came crowding back
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldnt stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair
I once was playing with my friend and roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. i broke up with her and unfriended him then i saw my mom and my uncle crying! Me be like : ;-;
What do orphis and broke up couples have any common
They cant see each other anymore
My last relationship ended because my ex girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset, to be honest I didn't like her anyway, she kept telling me I never listen, or something like that
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics 😮💨
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean? Billie Jean is not my lover.
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and airforces but as soon as I spend a $100 on hookers she leaves me
So my girlfriend left me i took her weelchair and she came back crawling back
