Break jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!