Boys jokes
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks, “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said, “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks, “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says, “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad, “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says, “Your mother, of course,” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says, “You’re so so sexy!”
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
Boy, you look like the fake Chief Keef!
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"
"My penis."
A man is walking into the woods with a young boy.
Boy: “Hey mister, it’s getting dark out and I’m scared.”
Man: “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”
A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday, and 1 for Sunday." The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday, and 2 for Sunday." The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February..."
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*