Boys jokes
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Bumpkin boy.
It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"