Box jokes

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

My mom told me a joke about boxing.

I guess I missed the punch line.

What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?

A toolbox.

Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?

Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.

What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?

A box office bomb.

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?

A: Either way they'll kill your dog.

How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.

"My wife is so crazy," said Beatem's McSmasher.

"Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch.

"She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!"

"You getting kicked out, bro?"

"Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor."

"Is she one of them woke bitches?"

A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."

The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"

The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."

Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

How is the world like a box of crayons?

Nobody likes the white ones.

And a side note, it's multi colored.

I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.

Juice WRLD

More like "Juice Boxed."

RIP tho.

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

Dude,

if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?

What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?

Jack in a box.

The cold winter night, there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men were gay but they did not know.

Fili: "Fili." Kili: "And Kili." Fili and Kili: "At your service." Kili: "You must be Mr. Baggins." Bilbo: "No! You can’t come in, you’ve come to the wrong house." Kili: "What?! Has it been canceled?" Fili: "No one told us." Bilbo: "Can...! No, nothing’s been canceled." Kili: "That’s a relief." Fili: "Careful with these, I just had them sharpened." Kili: "It’s nice, this place. Did you do it yourself?" Bilbo: "Uh...no, it’s been in the family for years. That’s my mother’s glory box, can you please not do that?" Dwalin: "Fili, Ki­li, come on, give us a hand." Kili: "Mr. Dwalin." Balin: "Let’s shove this in the hole, or otherwise we’ll never get everyone in." Bilbo: "Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. There’s nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! There’s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockhead’s idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste!" One of the Dwarves: "Get off, you big lump!"

Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. It was a bar seat. they were able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it.